ELIJAH “GRAY” WOOD
mother loaf chirping to tipsy babies
I thought chirping was an exaggeration but no. no that is actually a chirp
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker
and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in
people fucking lost it
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
I want to get this video embedded in my arm so I can watch it whenever I get sad.
YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS OMFG
THEY ARE BOTH A GIFT I’M AS HAPPY ABOUT THEM BOTH BOTH OF THEMMMM
THIS VIDEO WILL WIPE AWAY ANY SADNESS AND TEARS AND SADNESS JUST LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS PRECIOUS MOMENT I CANNOT BREAATTHHEEEEE
The Avengers + Vine
Inspired by this post
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
this video is pure brilliance
Hello hello you should probably be reminded of this
WHAT A COOL MYSTIQUE THOUGH!!!
#This is a hardcore copsplay because it would imply Mystique killed you and took your con pass
if fucking call of duty, widely believed to be one of the most military macho power fantasy game series can do it what excuse is left
It’s about respect. It’s about acknowledgement. It’s about paying attention. And if game creators and marketers don’t see this:
It’s about disrespect. It’s about laziness. It’s about contempt.