zeldathemes
Time Lady in Camelot

Hi! My name is Anna. I'm eighteen, and this is a mulit-fandom blog. I'm also an avid fan-girl of attractive men, namely Bradley James, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Renner, my boyfriend, and a BUNCH of others. For a list of fandoms you will find on this blog, see my Fandoms page. If you have any fanfiction prompts that you would like me to write, submit something for me! Caw caw, motherfucker.

nillawiffle:

captainmjolnir:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

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Nobody was expecting us

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Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

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finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

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  #oh my gosh    #monty python  

punziella:

As requested, modern Anna and Elsa c:

(x)(x)

plop-alot:

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scifigrl47:

Who let these two idiots out without adult supervision?

  #oh look at us    #:D    #lol    #clint    #tony  

darlingbenny:

darlingbenny:

but pilot sherlock’s face after john told him what he did was amazing

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pilot john’s face after he told sherlock what he did was amazing

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  #bbys    #sherlock    #jawn  
exoticwild:

yahwehh:

forever90s:

cr4zy-glue:

monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

so true ugh


YES. this is the sad truth. we need to change this

This is so powerful and heartbreaking. 

exoticwild:

yahwehh:

forever90s:

cr4zy-glue:

monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

so true ugh

YES. this is the sad truth. we need to change this

This is so powerful and heartbreaking. 

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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idontfindyouthatinteresting:

perspicaciousbovril:

There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day

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  #sherlock    #hannibal    #yup  
bonitabreezy:

angrynerdyblogger:

sparklinglikefireflies:

growing-old-isnt-growing-up:

speightbrigade:

archangel-bonding:

feferixmakara:

ilovefancyhats3214:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
zombies burn

I

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

even better, defeat Pestilence before he can start the virus

This is relevant cause i’m in a zombie movie…

Axes and crowbars are not only perfect for killing zombies, they are also capable of breaking down secured doors.
And never ever ever travel at night. A zombie’s ability to hunt won’t be hindered by darkness, but yours will.

You guys make me scared that this is actually happening now..

This is amazing but PLEASE DO NOT LIGHT ZOMBIES ON FIRE.
Zombies burn, yes, but they are still human-bodied and the human body takes extreme temperatures to burn completely - temperatures only found in industrial incinerators and crematoriums, not temperatures from ignited clothing or even gasoline fires (and why would you want to waste fuel anyway?). Zombies are immune to pain and can function with extreme bodily damage. They will continue to come after you until the brain is damaged enough to kill them permanently, and bone does not burn easily. 
This means you won’t just have zombies after you, but flaming zombies. They will ignite anything they walk past, which could be incredibly dangerous if you find yourself in cramped areas with them. If you are in a building, this is even worse - they will light fire to the building! 
Now, not only do you have flaming zombies to worry about, but also smoke inhalation - and the smoke from burning zombie flesh will not be good for you, even if you do escape. Do not use fire in a zombie apocalypse unless you are absolutely sure you have it under control. Fire is not your friend and you are not its master. It is dangerous and unpredictable and you do not need any more hazards to worry about.
Only burn zombies if you have them trapped in a place that will not catch fire easily, you have a reliable escape route, and the fire can be controlled (for example, disposing of mass zombies in a fire pit). Otherwise, do not use fire.

All this from people who don’t fucking know how to balance a checkbook or file taxes

bonitabreezy:

angrynerdyblogger:

sparklinglikefireflies:

growing-old-isnt-growing-up:

speightbrigade:

archangel-bonding:

feferixmakara:

ilovefancyhats3214:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

zombies burn

I

I love my followers so you need to protect yourselves.

even better, defeat Pestilence before he can start the virus

This is relevant cause i’m in a zombie movie…

Axes and crowbars are not only perfect for killing zombies, they are also capable of breaking down secured doors.

And never ever ever travel at night. A zombie’s ability to hunt won’t be hindered by darkness, but yours will.

You guys make me scared that this is actually happening now..

This is amazing but PLEASE DO NOT LIGHT ZOMBIES ON FIRE.

Zombies burn, yes, but they are still human-bodied and the human body takes extreme temperatures to burn completely - temperatures only found in industrial incinerators and crematoriums, not temperatures from ignited clothing or even gasoline fires (and why would you want to waste fuel anyway?). Zombies are immune to pain and can function with extreme bodily damage. They will continue to come after you until the brain is damaged enough to kill them permanently, and bone does not burn easily. 

This means you won’t just have zombies after you, but flaming zombies. They will ignite anything they walk past, which could be incredibly dangerous if you find yourself in cramped areas with them. If you are in a building, this is even worse - they will light fire to the building! 

Now, not only do you have flaming zombies to worry about, but also smoke inhalation - and the smoke from burning zombie flesh will not be good for you, even if you do escape. Do not use fire in a zombie apocalypse unless you are absolutely sure you have it under control. Fire is not your friend and you are not its master. It is dangerous and unpredictable and you do not need any more hazards to worry about.

Only burn zombies if you have them trapped in a place that will not catch fire easily, you have a reliable escape route, and the fire can be controlled (for example, disposing of mass zombies in a fire pit). Otherwise, do not use fire.

All this from people who don’t fucking know how to balance a checkbook or file taxes

  #useful info    #zombies    #ughh    #reference  
fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

fvckinbren:

I want this on my blog always.

blueboxtraveller:

6 gifs of Nine being precious
  #9  

passivemanipulations:

Project for my Social Psych class last semester. This poster series was created to 1) challenge these internalized stereotypes by bringing them to the viewer’s attention and 2) expand the range of role models by including a diverse group of women. Each poster follows the same basic pattern: a woman who has demonstrated her competency in a particular area refutes the stereotype that appears above her in the form of “Girls can’t …”. While the posters target girls ranging from children to young adults, I expect the message would also cause people outside that demographic to question their own beliefs about women and power.  I designed each aspect of the posters with several principles of social psychology in mind:

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  #feminism  

iamaneggplant:

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One of the BEST YouTube comments

  #holy fucking shit    #give that man a cookie    #rape culture  

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

  #amen sista friend  

gazzymouse:

jobiwonkanobi:

If you’ve never been reminded of you and your best friend when watching these pairs you need to sort out your priorities.

Obnoxious fun fact interruption: Miguel and Tulio were heavily influenced by Joey and Chandler.

  #friends    #not the tv show